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scrotumcoat:

get that shit outta here with your weak ass mullet

heyfunniest:

thestudleylez:

charmander-isthe-bomb:

what the fuck is this fucking shit 

i want it

cards against humanity for the win

This is Cards Against Humanity. I bought one here. It’s a super fun game!!!

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nogoodturkey:

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

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what the fuck

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nico-di-angelcake:

  • DO NOT SPEAK TO ME IN A CONDESCENDING WAY
  • DO NOT SPEAK TO ME LIKE I’M AN IDIOT
  • DO NOT SPEAK TO ME AS IF I’M STUPID BECAUSE I DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT SOMETHING THAT YOU KNEW ABOUT OR BECAUSE I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND SOMETHING THAT’S SIMPLE FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND
  • JUST DON’T DO IT

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crabparty:

my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming

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ladystilts:

This is the kind of boyfriend I need.

(Source: bradbury-charlie, via jake-from-state-farm)

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buonfresco:

19th & 20th century tiaras

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shavingryansprivates:

remember in 2012 when that lady tried restoring that painting of jesus

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